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Poached eggs are the worst type of egg

Working from home only works because nobody can see you lie down between meetings.

Open-world games are 80% walking simulator with extra steps.

Group chats should have a 3-message-per-hour limit enforced by law.

Cereal is a soup. I will not be taking questions.

Tabs are objectively superior to spaces and this is a hill I will expire on.

Dating apps are just video games where everyone loses.

The best Star Wars movie is the one you watched when you were eleven.

Most 'spicy' food is just mildly inconvenient and people lie about loving it.

Pineapple belongs on pizza and the haters are simply scared of joy.

Sports are just reality TV for people who refuse to admit they like reality TV.