Tabs are objectively superior to spaces and this is a hill I will expire on.

Working from home only works because nobody can see you lie down between meetings.

Open-world games are 80% walking simulator with extra steps.

Dating apps are just video games where everyone loses.

Sports are just reality TV for people who refuse to admit they like reality TV.

The best Star Wars movie is the one you watched when you were eleven.

We need to stop using texting for real conversations. It’s a low-signal, high-noise medium where words constantly get misinterpreted.