Pineapple belongs on pizza and the haters are simply scared of joy.

Poached eggs are the worst type of egg

Most 'spicy' food is just mildly inconvenient and people lie about loving it.

Cereal is a soup. I will not be taking questions.

Tabs are objectively superior to spaces and this is a hill I will expire on.

The best Star Wars movie is the one you watched when you were eleven.

Dating apps are just video games where everyone loses.