Open-world games are 80% walking simulator with extra steps.

Most 'spicy' food is just mildly inconvenient and people lie about loving it.

Tabs are objectively superior to spaces and this is a hill I will expire on.

The best Star Wars movie is the one you watched when you were eleven.

Working from home only works because nobody can see you lie down between meetings.

Cereal is a soup. I will not be taking questions.

Group chats should have a 3-message-per-hour limit enforced by law.