Working from home only works because nobody can see you lie down between meetings.

Tabs are objectively superior to spaces and this is a hill I will expire on.

Group chats should have a 3-message-per-hour limit enforced by law.

Dating apps are just video games where everyone loses.

Open-world games are 80% walking simulator with extra steps.

Pineapple belongs on pizza and the haters are simply scared of joy.

Cereal is a soup. I will not be taking questions.