Working from home only works because nobody can see you lie down between meetings.

We need to stop using texting for real conversations. It’s a low-signal, high-noise medium where words constantly get misinterpreted.

Sports are just reality TV for people who refuse to admit they like reality TV.

Dating apps are just video games where everyone loses.

Tabs are objectively superior to spaces and this is a hill I will expire on.

Open-world games are 80% walking simulator with extra steps.

Pineapple belongs on pizza and the haters are simply scared of joy.