The best Star Wars movie is the one you watched when you were eleven.

Most 'spicy' food is just mildly inconvenient and people lie about loving it.

water is overrated

Open-world games are 80% walking simulator with extra steps.

We need to stop using texting for real conversations. It’s a low-signal, high-noise medium where words constantly get misinterpreted.

Working from home only works because nobody can see you lie down between meetings.

Sports are just reality TV for people who refuse to admit they like reality TV.