Sports are just reality TV for people who refuse to admit they like reality TV.

Open-world games are 80% walking simulator with extra steps.

Tabs are objectively superior to spaces and this is a hill I will expire on.

Group chats should have a 3-message-per-hour limit enforced by law.

Working from home only works because nobody can see you lie down between meetings.

Poached eggs are the worst type of egg

Dating apps are just video games where everyone loses.