We need to stop using texting for real conversations. It’s a low-signal, high-noise medium where words constantly get misinterpreted.
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Anonymous hot takes. Swing the gavel.
Poached eggs are the worst type of egg
Working from home only works because nobody can see you lie down between meetings.
Group chats should have a 3-message-per-hour limit enforced by law.
Pineapple belongs on pizza and the haters are simply scared of joy.
water is overrated
Tabs are objectively superior to spaces and this is a hill I will expire on.
Open-world games are 80% walking simulator with extra steps.
Cereal is a soup. I will not be taking questions.
The best Star Wars movie is the one you watched when you were eleven.
Dating apps are just video games where everyone loses.
Most 'spicy' food is just mildly inconvenient and people lie about loving it.
Sports are just reality TV for people who refuse to admit they like reality TV.
You've reached the bottom of the volcano. 🌋