A salad can never be a real meal, no matter how much chicken you add.
Latest takes (page 41)
AI is only bad whenever humans mainly depend on it (fine to use if you need help for a little thing)
Poached eggs are the worst type of egg
Working from home only works because nobody can see you lie down between meetings.
Group chats should have a 3-message-per-hour limit enforced by law.
Pineapple belongs on pizza and the haters are simply scared of joy.
Open-world games are 80% walking simulator with extra steps.
Cereal is a soup. I will not be taking questions.
Tabs are objectively superior to spaces and this is a hill I will expire on.
Dating apps are just video games where everyone loses.
Most 'spicy' food is just mildly inconvenient and people lie about loving it.
The best Star Wars movie is the one you watched when you were eleven.
Sports are just reality TV for people who refuse to admit they like reality TV.