Doing a big poo is better than sex
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Life hot takes
Everyday habits, manners, chores and the tiny hills people are willing to die on.
Being a little bit lazy is a genuinely healthy life strategy.
Cold showers are just suffering with better marketing.
Getting up at 5am doesn't make you disciplined, it just makes you tired by 3pm.
Making your bed every morning is a waste of time that nobody ever notices.
A 10pm bedtime as an adult is a flex, not something to be embarrassed about.
Moving back in with your parents to save money is smart, not embarrassing.
Socks with sandals is comfortable and people need to get over it.
Muting the group chat for a week is a legitimate form of self-care.
Rereading a favorite book is better than starting a new one.
Six good hours of sleep is plenty. The eight-hour rule is for people with nothing going on.
Surprise parties are more stressful than fun for the person being surprised.
Staying in on a Friday night beats going out nine times out of ten.
Rainy days are better than sunny days. Fight me.
Your twenties are overrated. Your thirties are where life actually gets good.
Most people would be happier if they stopped trying to find their passion.
Showering at night is objectively superior to showering in the morning.
Cats are easier and more rewarding to own than dogs.
Leaving dishes to soak overnight is a perfectly valid cleaning strategy.
Birthdays stop being fun after 25 and everyone is just pretending.