Smart home speakers are just microphones you paid for.
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Binge releases ruin good shows. Weekly episodes are better.
Governments should start building public housing at massive scale again.
Musical theater soundtracks are great music, not just theater kid stuff.
Cloud storage is just renting your own files back from a big company.
Friday the 13th is actually a lucky day.
The designated hitter made baseball better.
Cereal is a soup and you can't prove otherwise.
Board games are more fun than video games.
Billionaires shouldn't exist in a functioning democracy.
The Harry Potter movies are better than the books.
Reagan was the best president of the last 50 years.
The hotel breakfast buffet is the best part of any trip.
The Last of Us Part II is better than the first one.
Citizens United should be overturned by constitutional amendment.
Mint chocolate chip ice cream tastes like toothpaste.
All medical debt should be wiped out and banned from credit reports.
Sitcoms are better than dramas.
Tipping on takeout orders should never be expected.
Homework should be banned in elementary school.