Cruises are just floating shopping malls.
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Social Security's payroll tax cap should be scrapped so the rich pay in on all income.
People who send voice notes instead of texting are pure chaos.
Soulmates don't exist. Good relationships are all effort.
Taking your shoes off on a plane is disgusting.
Family vacations are more stressful than work.
Police chokeholds and no-knock warrants should be banned nationwide.
Nobody should side-eye parents for bringing a baby on a plane.
Lower corporate tax rates bring jobs and factories back home.
Buying a gaming laptop instead of a desktop is almost always a mistake.
Never date someone your close friends don't like.
Double dates are the most awkward social event ever invented.
Pilots are usually the worst episode, so judging a show by them is unfair.
Constitutional carry should be the law in every state.
Flip flops are not real shoes.
Any song longer than five minutes needs to justify itself.
Smart home speakers are just microphones you paid for.
Binge releases ruin good shows. Weekly episodes are better.
Governments should start building public housing at massive scale again.
Musical theater soundtracks are great music, not just theater kid stuff.