MMA is more exciting than boxing.
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Hate speech laws are just censorship with better PR.
The How I Met Your Mother ending was actually fine.
Fracking should be banned nationwide.
Wearing a hat indoors is totally fine.
SpongeBob is funnier for adults than for kids.
Budgeting apps make you more stressed about money, not less.
Pancakes are better than waffles. Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
The estate tax is a death tax and should be abolished entirely.
Splitting the bill on a first date is completely fair.
Cloud storage is just renting your own files back from a big company.
Sand is the worst substance on earth.
Proposing in public puts unfair pressure on the other person.
Capital gains should be taxed at the same rate as a paycheck.
Spoilers are fair game one week after an episode airs.
Winter is the best season and summer is a sweaty nightmare.
Lo-fi beats are the best music for working.
A hot dog is a sandwich. End of discussion.
Legal cannabis will be remembered as Justin Trudeau's best achievement.
A public option would have fixed most of what's wrong with Obamacare.