Music festivals are overpriced mud pits.
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The takes getting the most Yeahs lately.
Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
People with felony records should get their voting rights back the day they're released.
Cover letters are useless and nobody reads them.
Former lawmakers should be banned from becoming lobbyists for life.
Some of the best films ever made are animated, and adults should watch them.
Airplane food is honestly not that bad.
Crocs are fashionable now and the haters are losing.
Planet Earth is the best thing ever put on television.
The death penalty is justice for the worst crimes imaginable.
Christopher Nolan movies are more confusing than clever.
A four-day work week with the same pay should be the new normal.
Tetris is a better game than any big-budget release this decade.
Handshakes should go away forever.
Mayo is the most disgusting condiment ever invented.
Quebec has every right to put the French language first in its laws.
Giving cash as a gift is thoughtful, not lazy.
Drug decriminalization is the right call because addiction is a health issue, not a crime.
Water isn't wet. It makes other things wet.
A concealed carry permit from one state should be valid in all 50.