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Random hot takes
Hot takes that fit nowhere else. Weird, wonderful and deeply debatable.
Sleeping with the closet door open is completely fine.
Hand dryers are worse than paper towels.
Keeping the TV on for background noise is essential.
Tuesday is the worst day of the week, not Monday.
Dinosaurs with feathers look worse and science ruined them.
Clowns are not scary. People just decided they were.
Everyone should put the toilet seat and lid down, every time.
Ouija boards are just people moving the thing and everyone knows it.
Wasps serve no purpose and nobody can change my mind.
Toilet paper goes over, not under. There is no debate.
Owls are overrated and kind of dumb.
The alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle having the same tune is a scandal.
Talking to yourself out loud is a sign of intelligence.
English spelling makes no sense and should be reformed.
Seven is the best number and I can't explain why.
Crocs are fashionable now and the haters are losing.