The movies are a terrible place for an early date. You can't even talk.
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Nobody uses 90 percent of the features on their phone.
Group projects in school teach nothing except resentment.
Sharing phone passwords with your partner is a normal part of trust.
Student loan forgiveness is fair when banks and airlines got bailouts.
Asking for cash instead of a wedding registry is tacky.
Wearing pajamas until noon on a Saturday is peak adulthood.
LinkedIn is the cringiest social network in existence.
Marathons are just expensive ways to hurt your knees.
Holding the door for someone who's still 30 feet away is awkward, not polite.
Succession is the best show of the last decade.
Foldable phones are a gimmick that will never go mainstream.
Dinosaurs with feathers look worse and science ruined them.
Karaoke is the best night out there is.
Barbie was a better movie than Oppenheimer.
Reclining your seat on a plane is always fine. That's why the button exists.
Typing lol doesn't mean you laughed and everyone knows it.
Hustle culture is just unpaid overtime with a motivational poster.
Ketchup on scrambled eggs is completely normal.
Full-time streaming is a real job and harder than most office work.